Daylight savings time haiku

Clocks go back today
Boss shows up an hour early
Genius he is not

Halloween Haiku

It's trick-or-treat time
got treats - hand sanitizers
now that is scary

Birthday Haiku

I'm liking this haiku thing. Here's a few I wrote for a friend's 50th birthday:

So you're fifty now
You can start to forget that
What was I saying?

Half a century
Sounds depressing, doesn't it?
Depends on which half

The older you get
The less you will care about
Who thinks you're a bitch

Fifty brings freedom
To really be who you are
And not give a crap

HOLIDAY HAIKU

HOLIDAY HAIKU

Holiday snowflakes
Ice clings to silver flagpoles
The dog’s tongue is stuck.

Hanukkah Harry
Brings gefilte fish and socks
Dad faints from the smell.


Holiday spirit
Scents of pine and cinnamon
Cat barfs on the rug.


Scent of Christmas pine
Angels, stars dance on branches
Why big shiny balls?


Santa Claus legend
Endomorph delivers gifts
What’s with the reindeer?


Christmas lights dangling
The kids short-circuit the wires
Oops - the house goes dark.